Sunday, May 19, 2013

Ken L. Walker Interview

KLW: I first met Ian on a rooftop in Crown Heights well before this Franklin Avenue bourgie blowup started to happen. We’d head over to our friend Lance’s house and watch him make his own beer (before the BK Brewery started selling home kits) in his President St. apartment. Lance also liked to make his own sushi. Ian and I ate and drank and talked about poetry and baseball with other graduate school colleagues. Our first round of conversations was, though, mostly centrifugal to baseball’s great moments and whether or not postmodern poets could, in fact, write a great baseball (if not, sports, in general) poem. That was the summer. In the fall, the MFA program at Brooklyn College CUNY began where Ian was a second-year poet and I was a first and our mentors were Lou Asekoff, Lisa Jarnot, Richard Pearse, Julie Agoos, and Marjorie Welish. Though we may differ in our aesthetics, he wrote one of my all-time favorite poems which rests tacked above my desk at home; in it, Parfrey’s speaker introduces the manic-ness of boredom as an almost Deleuzian lens of the combined production factors hunger and boredom; the speaker dreams of a sandwich and by the end of the poem, the speaker, as a radical act, becomes the sandwich as that is his preferable existential choice to the more slighted humanity he often feels plagued by.

Parfrey also introduced me to the bowels and beauty of New York City softball and baseball leagues where we consistently play through the warm months in many great locales—Riverdale, Central Park, Prospect Park, Riverside Park, etc. It is such a privilege to play a competitive sport in Central Park. (I read once that only 2% of the world gets to play a sport in Central Park throughout an entire life.) Later, when I broke my leg, Ian drove me to the hospital while my ankle was busy separating from my tibia and swelling to the size of a paper-towel roll. The other night I was telling that daftly senseless story to another friend who was unaware of how I got all of that numb mess taken care of and I told the friend what Ian did. The friend replied, slightly aghast, “That’s friendship.”

In his bio, Parfrey writes that he gave up the security of a small paycheck to write about basketball full time. His first book, Ten Thousand Minutes, is a historical ranking system for pro basketball players; he currently writes and edits for Brooklyn Fans, a website that covers the Brooklyn Nets and events at the Barclays Center. He lives in Greenpoint with his wife and daughter.

KLW: What is your working title of your book?

IP: There are two of them. Maybe more. I'm supposed to be writing about the first season of the Brooklyn Nets—Flatbush and Atlantic—but my heart is in a book about pro basketball teams in Brooklyn in the 1920s— Greenpoint Knights and Visitations.

KLW: Where did the idea come from for the book?

IP: I discovered the APBR website. That's the Association of Professional Basketball Researchers. They had pages for all these leagues dating back to the turn of the 20th Century that I'd never heard of, mostly just won-loss records and championships and a few basic stats. As it turned out, the Metropolitan League, based in Brooklyn, was the premiere pro league in the country in 1924 and 1925. I googled a few teams, and that led me to the Fulton History website, which has catalogued an obscene number of historical newspapers from all over New York state. So I began to write, a little bit here and there at first, and then I became very proficient in using the database's search terms. I realized there was a big story in here that hadn't been told because no one either knew about this archive, or had the patience to sift through it.

KLW: What genre does your book fall under?

IP: Obscure sports history. You think it'll sell?

KLW: Which actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie rendition?

IP: I'd just go to the Coen brothers and say, here, you figure it out. We'd probably have to pick a main character, and re-frame the story around him. "Poison" Joe Brennan was one of the great players in this league, and unlike almost everyone else, he stuck around—didn't jump any contracts, didn't play for five leagues at a time, didn't go to seek his fortune in the bigger pro leagues. He played on three of the first four champions in the Met League. The league only lasted seven seasons. The only other guy to play on three champions was Bob Griebe, who was a defensive specialist on Brennan's teams. Those are my main characters. All I know about Brennan as a player is that he had a reputation for baiting referees, and he spent a lot of time winning. The league also had some pretty good antagonists— Benny Borgeman, who's in the Hall of Fame, won the scoring title every year he played, but his teams usually fell short at the end. Stretch Meehan was the biggest guy in the league. He was 6 foot 7.

KLW: What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book?

IP: Unbeknownst to almost everyone, Brooklyn was one of the earliest hotbeds of basketball activity, and this is its untold story.

KLW: Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency?

IP: I do almost everything myself. I like having some control over the process. The profit margins on e-books are pretty terrific. I shell out for the ISBN, and after that, the e-book basically prints very small amounts of money. I have one out there already, and once I have a few more, and raise my profile in the sports-writing world a little, the pocket change might start to add up. I also produce paperback copies, but that's not where the money is.

KLW: How long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript?

IP: No draft. I edit as I go, a little, then give it a once or twice-over at the end. It's 95 pages right now, and will probably be well over 200 when finished.

KLW: What other books would you compare this story to within your genre?

IP: Murry Nelson's books on the Celtics and the NBL are a decent reference point. Mine will be not quite as scholarly, and have fewer... what the fuck do they call them... primary sources. My sources are the newspaper archive, my illustrations are line drawings contributed by friends. I come at this from the MFA and sports fan side, not fromthe "my footnotes are longer than the fuckin'book is" side. I don't want to strangle the story.

KLW: Who or what inspired you to write this book?

IP: My hatred of my old job? I don't know. I got an MFA in poetry, studied under Lou Asekoff, who is really terrific, and found that all I wanted to do was talk about sports, write about sports, and play them. I had no patience for what most of the poetry world was up to. It was sort of like a badge of honor to get your head all the way up your ass and write from that position. I wanted to hit home runs and shoot three pointers. This is a compromise between both sides of my brain, and it feels like exactly what I should be doing.

KLW: What else about your book might pique the reader’s interest?

IP: The artwork is gonna be fucking amazing. And to the best of my abilities, I found statistics for these players, which can't be found anywhere else. The game itself is nothing like the one you know. It was segregated, for one thing, and everyone in the Brooklyn league was white, and most of them were Irish. If a guy was Jewish and he could really ball, they found a spot for him. They played exhibitions with the black teams, and everyone got along pretty well, but the league was lily white. The ball was larger, not perfectly round, and not always well inflated, so no one could shoot. They fouled like crazy. I found one instance of a guy scoring 30 points, in seven years in this league. His name was George Norman and he wasn't even one of the top players. In a lot of games, the entire team didn't score 30. You wouldn't recognize it at all. You'd wonder why they were holding a 5-on-5 wrestling match with a ball.

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Flopping

date
team
player
opp
notes
11-2
CLE
Donald Sloan
CHI

11-2
MIN
J.J. Barea
SAC

11-12
OKC
Kevin Martin
DET

11-15
BRO
Reggie Evans
BOS

11-20
BRO
Reggie Evans
LAL
5k fine
11-23
HTN
Patrick Patterson
NYK

11-26
BRO
Gerald Wallace
NYK

12-1
BRO
Gerald Wallace
MIA
5k fine
12-3
LAC
Chauncey Billups
UTA

12-7
ATL
Zaza Pachulia
WAS

12-10
HTN
Omer Asik
SAS

12-26
ORL
Gustavo Ayon
NOH

12-26
PHI
Royal Ivey
MEM

12-28
SAS
Tony Parker
HTN

1-14
MIN
J.J. Barea
DAL
5k fine
1-20
OKC
Kevin Martin
DEN
5k fine
1-23
BRO
C.J. Watson
MIN

3-7
DEN
Corey Brewer
LAC

3-19
SAC
Tyreke Evans
LAC

3-19
LAC
Chris Paul
SAC

3-24
HTN
Omer Asik
SAS
5k fine
3-25
DEN
Danilo Gallinari
NOH

3-29
MIN
Ricky Rubio
OKC

3-30
MIL
J.J. Redick
OKC

5-1
IND
Jeff Pendergraph
ATL
5k fine
5-1
OKC
Derek Fisher
HTN
5k fine
5-5
NYK
J.R. Smith
IND
5k fine
5-21
MEM
Tony Allen
SAS
5k fine

UPDATE: Amazing that Miami hasn't been caught once this year, huh? Glad the league is protecting us from the dirty play of Jeff Pendergraph... Two more Euros, including Omer Asik's second violation. Asik is the fifth player to be fined. Chris Paul joined the very short list of stars receiving flopping warnings, for basically sticking a forearm into DeMarcus Cousins' chest, and then dropping to the ground like he'd been shot. Tyreke Evans got one in the same game. I find it hard to believe that only 20 flops have occurred in the league this year (and none in February). Seriously, if the NBA wants to give me a mid-five-figure salary and health benefits, I will watch every single goddamn game, and get to the bottom of this.

C.J. Watson drew a flop on one of flopping's original masters, J.J. Barea. What comes around goes around.

Finally, the NBA caught a star player flopping. Is he European? Does Cookie Monster like cookies?

The NBA continued their policy of pursuing marginal players, handing out flopping warnings to Gustavo Ayon and Royal Ivey. Of course, LeBron James doesn't even commit fouls, so what was I expecting? Most of these have been attempts to draw offensive fouls, but Kevin Martin and Chauncey Billups were warned for sticking their leg out while attempting a three-pointer. Unfortunately for the Utah Jazz, the refs bought Billups's act, and awarded him three free throws with 1:15 to go in a game that the Jazz ended up losing by one.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Nets-Knicks Series Boxscore

NETS (2-2)
player
g
min
+/-
fgm-fga
pct
3ptm-a
ftm-a
reb
ast
to
ppg
Lopez
3
101
-18
23-51
.451
0-0
6-9
32
2
7
17.3
Johnson
4
163
-6
23-60
.383
11-23
9-9
14
15
6
16.5
Williams
4
156
-21
22-55
.400
6-22
14-17
18
46
14
16.0
Wallace
4
148
-32
16-33
.485
5-13
10-16
17
8
4
11.8
Bogans
3
64
+2
9-20
.450
6-14
1-3
7
1
3
8.3
Blatche
4
66
+22
13-22
.591
0-3
6-8
9
3
5
8.0
Watson
4
59
-1
9-24
.375
3-11
0-0
4
5
3
5.3
Stackhouse
3
49
+2
4-9
.444
4-7
2-2
2
1
3
4.7
Humphries
4
72
-11
7-14
.500
0-0
3-5
29
1
3
4.3
Taylor
1
2
+4
2-3
.667
0-0
0-1
1
0
0
4.0
Brooks
3
18
0
5-9
.556
0-2
1-1
0
3
1
3.7
Evans
4
80
+15
5-10
.500
0-0
2-5
43
1
4
3.0
Shengelia
1
2
+4
1-1
1.000
0-0
0-0
1
0
0
2.0
Teletovic
2
3
+7
0-0

0-0
0-0
0
0
1
0.0
Childress
1
3
+2
0-0

0-0
0-0
0
0
0
0.0
James
1
1
-1
0-0

0-0
0-0
0
0
0
0.0
TOTALS
4
197
-7
139-311
.447
35-95
54-76
177
86
54
91.8

KNICKS (2-2)
player
g
min
+/-
fgm-fga
pct
3ptm-a
ftm-a
reb
ast
to
ppg
Anthony
4
175
+16
49-100
.490
13-22
29-36
24
12
8
35.0
Stoudemire
1
27
+4
6-10
.600
0-0
3-6
6
0
2
15.0
Chandler
4
149
+14
24-33
.727
0-0
8-11
40
4
4
14.0
Smith
4
148
+23
23-52
.442
3-15
7-8
20
7
3
14.0
Kidd
3
108
+8
12-23
.522
10-20
2-5
17
12
2
12.0
Felton
3
106
+6
10-46
.217
1-8
3-4
9
16
12
8.0
Wallace
2
37
-1
5-18
.278
4-8
0-0
13
2
0
7.0
Copeland
2
39
+8
5-10
.500
3-6
0-0
4
0
1
6.5
Shumpert
1
20
-8
1-6
.167
0-3
0-0
4
2
0
2.0
Brewer
4
50
-26
2-17
.118
1-7
2-4
9
6
0
1.8
Prigioni
4
43
-2
2-6
.333
2-5
0-0
6
4
2
1.5
Thomas
2
16
0
1-1
1.000
0-0
1-2
3
0
0
1.5
Novak
3
53
-1
1-7
.143
0-4
0-0
5
1
0
0.7
White
3
10
-7
0-1
.000
0-1
0-0
1
0
0
0.0
Camby
1
5
+1
0-0

0-0
0-0
0
1
2
0.0
TOTALS
4
197
+7
141-330
.427
37-99
55-76
161
67
36
93.5

Thursday, January 17, 2013

NBA International Leaders

Since 1990-91, the NBA has played 12 regular season games in Japan, 3 in the U.K., and 1 in Mexico. Just for the hell of it, here are the leaders in points, rebounds, and assists from those games.

Points:
1. Clyde Drexler, 84
2. Rashard Lewis, 75
3. Kevin Garnett, 65
4. Karl Malone, 62
5. DeMar DeRozan, 60
6. Brook Lopez, 59
7. Andrea Bargnani, 58
t8. Tom Chambers, 57
t8. Kevin Johnson, 57
10. Nick Anderson, 53

Rebounds:
t1. Kris Humphries, 34
t1. Jayson Williams, 34
3. Hakeem Olajuwon, 33
4. Shawn Kemp, 32
5. Tony Massenburg, 30

Assists:
1. Deron Williams, 29
2. Terrell Brandon, 25
t3. Jose Calderon, 21
t3. Rod Strickland, 21
t5. Brent Barry, 16
t5. Kenny Smith, 16
t5. John Stockton, 16

The most points scored in one game was Rashard Lewis's 50 against the Clippers in Japan on November 1, 2003. Eddie A. Johnson played in 5 international games for 3 different teams-- the Suns, the Sonics, and the Rockets. Nick Anderson, Tony Massenburg, and Malik Sealy each appeared in 4 international games.

The games were:
November 2 & 3, 1990, Phoenix and Utah in Tokyo
November 6 & 7, 1992, Houston and Seattle in Yokohama
November 4 & 5, 1994, LA Clippers and Portland in Yokohama
November 7 & 9, 1996, New Jersey and Orlando in Tokyo
December 6, 1997, Dallas and Houston in Mexico City
November 6 & 7, 1999, Minnesota and Sacramento in Tokyo
October 30 & November 1, 2003, LA Clippers and Seattle in Saitama (Japan)
March 4 & 5, 2011, New Jersey and Toronto in London
January 17, 2013, Detroit and New York in London

In international games, the Sonics were 4-0, and the Clippers were 0-4. Hope you enjoyed this as much as I did.

UPDATE: Here's a few more. Most threes-- Nick Anderson, 9. Most blocks-- Hakeem Olajuwon, 13. Most steals-- Nick Anderson and Nate McMillan, 7. Most turnovers-- Kendall Gill and Hakeem Olajuwon, 10.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Fix This Franchise: Sacramento / Seattle Kings

The word around the league is that the Kings are about to be sold and moved to Seattle. The combination of a slightly larger market, and new ownership, should help. It's hard to think of a GM besides Ernie Grunfeld in Washington who's trainwrecked his roster as badly as Geoff Petrie has in the last few seasons, and I'm sure the new owners will have no interest in retaining Petrie's services.

Which brings us to DeMarcus Cousins. It is possible for troubled young players to grow into perennial All-Stars-- you'd be amazed at how many times Bernard King was arrested in the first three years of his pro career, for example. Cousins is only 22 years old, and he's averaging 17 points and 10 rebounds, so there will be a market for him once he goes a few months without confronting his teammates, coaches, or opposing broadcasters. I would advise the Kings to sell. Get draft picks, since any team that Cousins goes to stands a good chance of imploding.

Cousins the player suffers from poor shot selection and inconsistent effort. His game is showing subtle signs of improvement-- he's become a more willing passer on offense, and less of a foul machine on defense. I'm not sure that shot selection can be fixed in most cases (off the top of my head, Donyell Marshall, and um...), and the question marks in Cousins's game, coupled with the enormous fucking red flags in his mental makeup, to me suggest that the new GM's first move in the offseason should be finding a new home for DeMarcus.

Once that's done, there's a lot of middling talent on the roster that makes too much money. It's going to take at least a year to undo what Petrie hath wrought. The Kings are on the hook for two more years of Marcus Thornton ($16.6 mil), two more years of Chuck Hayes ($11.7 mil), and one year of John Salmons ($7.6 mil). Hayes might have value to a contender for his defense. Thornton might have value because of his ability to score the ball. Salmons isn't going anywhere, though he's played reasonably well this year.

The Kings have another decision to make as Tyreke Evans approaches the end of his rookie contract. After winning the 2010 Rookie of the Year, Evans has regressed, and his knees supposedly aren't in good shape, either. It might be worth it to make a qualifying offer to Evans, just to see if he suddenly rediscovers his mojo without DeMarcus around. If Evans gets signed to an offer sheet, it's no big loss.

As for the team's other young players, Jimmer Fredette looks like a good candidate for the career of J.J. Redick. His offense has improved this year, though he still can't guard anyone. Thomas Robinson, this year's #5 pick, hasn't been all that impressive, but rookies who step in and play well right away are the exception, not the rule. Isaiah Thomas is a decent shoot-first backup point guard, except so's Jimmer, and Aaron Brooks, and Thomas is starting. Did I mention this roster was a mess? It's full of duplicate mediocre pieces.

The Kings are going to suck next year. That's OK. If they're in Seattle, the fans will be so thrilled to have basketball back that they won't start booing until 2015 at the earliest. Any halfway knowledgeable fan understands what a mess the Kings are right now. Expectations will be low.

The team's biggest needs will be at center and point guard. Toronto point guard Jose Calderon will be a free agent, and he could at least give the team some offensive flow on a short-term deal. If there isn't a free agent center available that makes sense, the Kings could always play Jason Thompson and Thomas Robinson up front. They'll be small, and weak defensively, but... how many times can I say it? The point of next year is not to win. It's to sift through the wreckage and figure out who stays and who goes.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Rookie Rankings Week 10

I haven't done a rookie post in a few weeks, and while the names don't change much, the order has, a little. Damian Lillard continues to be everything the Blazers hoped he would be, and Portland is off to a 19-15 start. Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, Dion Waiters, and Bradley Beal have all been force-fed lots of playing time, with only sporadic success. Kidd-Gilchrist continues to struggle with fouls, and making shots outside the paint. Waiters and Beal are both shooting terrible percentages, though Waiters has looked better coming off of the bench lately, and Beal has hit a few big shots for the Wizards lately that might boost his confidence, including a jumper just before the buzzer to beat the Thunder last night.

Andre Drummond has been impressive lately for the Pistons, and has gotten more playing time, which in turn has helped the Pistons go 6-2 in their last 8 games. Tyler Zeller has moved into the starting lineup with Anderson Varejao out with a knee injury. He's averaged 10.8 points and 6.5 rebounds as a starter. In Toronto, Jonas Valanciunas is out with a broken finger for the next month or so.

1. Damian Lillard, Portland (Previous ranking: 1)
2. Anthony Davis, New Orleans (Not ranked- injured)
3. Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, Charlotte (3)
4. Dion Waiters, Cleveland (2)
5. Bradley Beal, Washington (4)
6. Alexey Shved, Minnesota (5)
7. Andre Drummond, Detroit (8)
8. Tyler Zeller, Cleveland (10)
9. Harrison Barnes, Golden State (6)
10. Jonas Valanciunas, Toronto (7)

On the bubble: Kyle Singler (Detroit) and Jared Sullinger (Boston). Singler has cooled off, but remains the Pistons' starter at shooting guard. Sullinger has become the first big off the bench in Boston, and looks like an absolute draft day steal as the #21 pick.

Monday, January 7, 2013

NBA Teams Cut Non-Guaranteed Players

The deadline for NBA teams to cut non-guaranteed players was today. Anyone who wasn't cut now has a guaranteed deal for the rest of the season. Eleven players were waived in the last three days, including two of this year's second round picks: Forward Kris Joseph (Celtics) and guard Darius Johnson-Odom (Lakers).

Also cut were Jarvis Varnado (Celtics), Samardo Samuels (Cavaliers), Chris Douglas-Roberts (Mavericks), Lazar Hayward (T-wolves), Maalik Wayns (76ers), Terrel Harris (Heat), Josh Harrellson (Heat), Scott Machado (Rockets), and Shelvin Mack (Wizards).

None of these players got significant playing time. Mack averaged 5.3 points and 3.3 assists in 7 games with Washington. Samuels averaged 3.2 points and 1.6 rebounds in 18 games for Cleveland. Wayns averaged 2.5 points and 1.0 assists while shooting 24% in 20 games for Philadelphia.

Today was also the first day that teams could give out 10-day contracts. So far, the Hornets have signed ex-Cavaliers point guard Donald Sloan, and the Pacers have signed Dominic McGuire, who has appeared in 24 games for the Raptors and Hornets.